All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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