Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
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instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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