That reminds me...we need to get swords
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I think people are normalizing furries
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
