Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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