So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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