Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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