then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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