alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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