Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
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Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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