Just mADE A PArabola og urine
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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