I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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