i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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