3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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