Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
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That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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