How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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