Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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