I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
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Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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