i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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