and i looked up. we had an audience...
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
