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(949): View more from California

"it" just moved

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(510): View more from California

You want to go to a white party at LAX

(1-510): View more from California

Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach

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(337): View more from Louisiana

I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

he fucked me so hard my future children felt it

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(309): View more from Illinois

don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.

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(330): View more from Ohio

its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.

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(727): View more from Florida

Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"

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