Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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