"it" just moved
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
These 23 Kids Have The Most Overbearing Parents Imaginable
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"