Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate