Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.