I am puke
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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