I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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