spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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