shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
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you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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