she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
