Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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