shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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