Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
thus making me awesome and them whores
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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