Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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