After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Randomize
