real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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