All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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