Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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