He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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