I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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