somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I currently don't understand fingers.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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