I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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