I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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