Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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