Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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