Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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