It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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