so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
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