You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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I have so many feelings about this burrito
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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