it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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