I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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