If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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