so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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