I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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