I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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