did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
A+ Viking dick
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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