I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Randomize
