We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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