OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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