I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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